Marriage by the numbers.

Years married: 3 Times Brandi has looked at our wedding pictures: 40 billion Times Aaron has looked at our wedding pictures: 1, and he was forced Places lived: 2 Times bedroom has been redecorated: 3, not including the banana paint incident Pets: 1, Miles the Wonder Dog Times Aaron has called Miles his BFF: 25, and he's only been around three weeks Meals Brandi has cooked: 5 Meals Aaron has cooked: 3 years worth, minus 5 Times Aaron has called himself the king of grilling: 73 Plants Brandi has kept alive: 1 Churches regularly attended: 1 Youth camps attended as a married couple: 2 Vehicles owned: 2 Vehicles Brandi has hit: 2 Poles Brandi has hit: 1 Times Aaron has driven 8 miles in 5 hours to rescue Brandi because she got stuck in the snow and was sitting in a church parking lot refusing to drive: 1 Times Brandi has called Aaron because she successfully parallel parked: 1 Household members who are afraid of snakes: 1 Household members who are afraid of big scary dogs: the other 1 Times Aaron has won at Trivial Pursuit: hundreds Times Brandi has won at all other games: also hundreds Times Brandi has insisted she is not competive and doesn't get mad when she loses: thousands Times Aaron has laughed at that statement: also thousands Robert Randolph concerts seen together: 4 Robert Randolph concerts seen alone by Aaron: a million Raccoon infestations in the walls of our home: 1 Post-it notes stuck to the walls of said home to show the landlord where the raccoons were: 6,401 Reality shows we follow: 2 Times we've said, "We could totally do that" while watching Amazing Race: hundreds Times we have laughed so hard at a TV show that we had to stop the DVD: 1 Times we overslept for church or work because we were up late watching West Wing reruns: 549 Times one of us has said, "This is the best show on TV" while watching said reruns: 549 Times one of us has said, "The Nashville news is SO SO SO BAD": five days a week x 52 weeks a year x 3 years = 780 Letters to the editor published: 1 Nasty emails in response to said letter: 4 Times we've seriously talked about moving back to Texas: 1 Times we've decided we couldn't leave the life we've built here: 1 Real friends we've made as a couple: 8 (4 couples) Annual girl's nights hosted: 3 Amount of chips and salsa consumed: 10,000 pounds Late night Sonic Blasts consumed: 427 Books read, inside jokes, hours laughing, kisses, walks, dinners out, road trips, excessively fun evenings spent at home, Saturday mornings spent sleeping waaaaaaaaay in: countless Regrets: 0 I stole this idea from a blog I really enjoy.