Please give me money.

I need to go shopping. My wardrobe is pathetic these days. If you do not want to give me money, please buy me one or more of the following:

1. Jeans that can be worn with flats. My only good jeans are 'heels' jeans, and cannot be worn with flats without cuffing. I am tired of cuffing.
2. A knee-length denim skirt with cool back pockets.
3. Tall boots.
4. Brown shoes that can be worn to work.
5. Cute, slim sweaters in bright colors.
6. A trench coat. In a fun color.
7. Multiple pairs of cords, particularly dark brown, olive green and red.
8. Cute t-shirts to go with my new cool sneakers.
9. A black skirt.
10. A cool brown or tan blazer or jacket.

Please. I am desperate.