There's just so many things...
Say you have a gift card to Linens ānā Things that will allow you to either purchase: a) 600-thread count sateen sheets in the perfect olivey-green, that will both feel soft and luxurious while you sleep AND fabulously coordinate with your bedside lamps; or
b) A gadget that entrances you every time you see it on TV, that would theoretically allow you to make both your own salsa and smoothies you could then take with you in the handily attached mug, that you would maybe use once before your husband sticks it in the back of the cabinets and you never see it again? It seems like such an obvious choice, and yet I am torn. Me and Natalie Imbruglia.
9 Comments:
Go with the sheets.
I forgot about the muffins! WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?
i'd definitely roll with the gadget. i'm good with the 200 thread count sheets from target, so i'm probably not the best person to ask about sheets. besides, how many times do you have people over to your house and you say "hey y'all, come look at my new sheets!" its even called the magic bullet, come on now!
Seriously, sheets, though . . . aaaaaaaaah. A nice set of sheets makes a lot of things right with my world. I think it's win-win, you get the nice sheets, and then you can just enhance your experience dreaming about the Magic Bullet.
I KNOW. And 600 threads! That is a LOT OF THREADS.
Aaron is leaning towards the bullet. He thinks he'll make salsa. He won't.
you can't use the sheets to make good milkshakes!
But I can use my blender. What I can't do is use my Magic Bullet to make the bed.
yeah, but you can't use the sheets to make 7 second milkshakes! and i don't think the sheets come with a recipe book!
Scott, I think the answer might be for YOU to buy the Magic Bullet, since you're obviously so fond of it. Then when you move here you can use it to make me some seven second milkshakes. EXCELLENT PLAN.
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